Amuse Me
This was amusing to me. Go ahead, try it out. Google the phrase "[Your name] needs" and see what comes up.
Here's what Google thinks I need.
1.Amanda needs a mom in her corner with lots of time and attention to give to her.
2. Amanda needs to be rebuilt.
3. Amanda needs operater disk ownership.
4. Amanda needs to be loved.
5. Amanda needs a small config change.
6. Amanda needs gnutar?
7. Amanda needs changes to the network services and inetd configuration files.
8. Amanda needs a break.
9. Amanda needs to go peepee.
10. Amanda needs a serious love interest or must get involved in a serious journalistic story.
Here's what Google thinks I need.
1.Amanda needs a mom in her corner with lots of time and attention to give to her.
2. Amanda needs to be rebuilt.
3. Amanda needs operater disk ownership.
4. Amanda needs to be loved.
5. Amanda needs a small config change.
6. Amanda needs gnutar?
7. Amanda needs changes to the network services and inetd configuration files.
8. Amanda needs a break.
9. Amanda needs to go peepee.
10. Amanda needs a serious love interest or must get involved in a serious journalistic story.
1. Bravo needs GAY chefs ASAP!!!
2. Bravo needs an encore
3. Bravo needs to be applied during stage #1(ie before fungus enters the plant)
4. Bravo needs as much help as Cooper when he imprisons a murderer and gunmen lay siege to the jail.
5. Bravo needs to be attatched to a PC -- Ain't that the truth :-)
6. Bravo needs to go back to marketing 101
7. Bravo needs to re-think about giving PGL another few years!
8. Bravo needs volunteers to serve on the Planning Committee for a Gala in November
9. Bravo needs to maintain its core brand identity of arts and culture with an attitude
And the last, and might I add true, need...
10. Bravo needs no introduction but like it or not he is going to get one a mighty big introduction for a mighty big talent (Comment this)
1.Brittney needs some immediate help in the form of an older figure
2. Brittney needs to go to greenleaf
3. Brittney needs to shut her f****** mouth.
4. Brittney needs encouragement and lifted up during her time of healing
5. Brittney needs to stop with her wanna be Madonna songs and actions
6. Brittney needs to be speared
7. Brittney needs to go away
8. Brittney needs to put on some clothes in the first place
9. Brittney needs a good knock in the head
10. Brittney needs to talk to you and say hello
Those are quite entertaining. Some of the next ones after these were just as entertaining. I guess that is what happens when you have the same name as someone as popular as Britney Spears. (Comment this)
1. Dan needs Bush Hogging - Acreage and Commercial Mowing.
2. Xie Xingfang: Lin Dan needs to overcome himself (from People's Daily Online)
3. Dan needs a new car.
4. Uncle Dan Needs You
5. Dan Needs a Job
6. Dan needs the love too, y'all. (how true!)
7. Dan needs help with the MAWMUG!
8. At www.livejournal.com/users/seke/, this guy's doing the same thing. How very weird.
9. Dan needs a new home page.
10. Dan needs help at the polls (a political website). (Comment this)
10. Wendy needs every measuring cup and teaspoon she can find.
9. Wendy needs 4 for muffins.
8. Wendy needs mental help.
7. Wendy needs to grow up.
6. Wendy needs our support now more than ever.
5. Wendy needs $300,000.
4. Wendy needs to know that doing whippets can cause frostbite of the nose, lips, or vocal cords.
3. Wendy needs help building a soccer field.
2. Wendy needs her energy for crashing cocktail parties, scoring drugs, and fending off passes,
1. Well, let's just say there was no safe way to edit that one!
However, if I had just done it on my own, without going with all in that first entry, this one was the most interesting: "Wendy needs to tell Rachel what's going on with Danny, because he's not right in the head."
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Sadly the first one is:
1. Amber needs an experienced and understanding man" (yes, yes I do)
2. Amber needs to borrow a bikini (but i have one)
3. Amber needs to qualify first (at what?)
4. Amber needs to realize speaking in the third person does remove Amber from being Amber (thats deep)
5. Amber needs to lay off the "Juice" (O.J.?)
6. Amber needs 2-3 hours of Therapy to overcome Autism (Artistic maybe, Autism no!)
7. AMBER NEEDS TO BE FOUND OUT! (What I Do?)
8. Amber needs a parent to create positive opportunities (TOLD YOU SO!)
10. Amber needs us to be in her arms and legs (umm I do?)
and to end on another sad note at number 11 (because I saw the next one)
11. Amber needs to lose a few pounds! (HOW RUDE!) (Comment this)
Sheri needs To find out why she's being contacted By a Collection agency.
Sheri needs to find a WWII German nurse's uniform pattern and has looked everywhere.
Sheri needs 40 buttons
Sheri needs draft proposals by August 1st.
Sheri needs to provide an electronically-timed 800 meter result under 2:28 within the last 17 months.
... Sheri needs a little work on opening up and communicating.
Sheri needs direct assistance
Sheri needs help finding a buried $100000
Sheri needs more data.
Sheri needs competition!
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1. Kate needs a shave.
2.Kate needs better keyboard usability.
3. Kate needs Knits!!!
4. Kate needs a priest.
5. Kate needs to trust Angel.
6. Kate: needs to be added to default find-in-files list.
7. Kate needs to go through rehab.
8. Kate needs to smarten up a bit, Kate needs help.
9. Kate needs to be able to reload a file.
10. Kate needs to be Hooked Up!
it's kinda weird the things that you can come up with with random googling... (Comment this)